It’s Finally Here!

Hey there friends and fans of Idea Guys! This is A_Creationist speaking, the most reliable source of insider scoops and information regarding broquest! I’m happy to report that due to the combination of their willpower, resolve, and determination, they have banded together to create the most hyper-realistic and enjoyable version of broquest to date!
With features such as:

-Amazing jumping action, no longer is Broquest restricted to moving along a flat plane, you can now jump too!
-Removement of unneccessary dimensions- who needs to move in any direction but forward, anyway?
-New amazing single frame animations!
-Reduction of characters, say goodbye to all those pesky character you never cared about, because it’s time for the spotlight to show on just the best one!
-Amazing voice acting with the voice of a homeless man PresidentLurker found on the street the other day, and convinced to make voice effects in exchange for food and adequate amounts of pornography!
-Hyper realistic sound effects!
-Completely original and varied soundtrack!
-Increased percentage of removed content, in order to make room for more DLC!
-Complete elimination of everything and anything made by shwig!
-And coming soon: A deal for digital distribution on Xbox-live Arcade and Origin!

So without further ado, please try test our version of broquest! Please note that the game is currently 96% complete in it’s current form, so any and all of you’re suggestions will be ignored!

Your welcome.

EDIT:Hosting this at newgrounds now for reasons of bandwidth and sanity

ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO GET TO THE BOSS FIGHT AND RESCUE THE PRINCESS?
Edit:

  • THE JIG IS UP!!
  • There is no boss fight! But there is a ranking system…
    ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO GET RANK: THE HERO OF MIDLAND! ?!?!!

    15 Comments.

    1. tip: type “tinytelerita” at options screen for God Mode

    2. I SHALL DEFEAT THIS GAME!

    3. >Sir Yorick
      Fuck yeah, underrated bros!

    4. All jokes aside, this game is pretty good.

    5. tl;dr
      but
      >YOUR

    6. I haven’t come back here since that one Broquest RPG maker shit came out (I sincerely thought it was bad). I don’t know what you’re going to do with Broquest at this point, but if it’s anything like what I just played in terms of quality, it will awesome. Of course would need a lot more RPG elements.

    7. A_Creationist

      Yes, you are right That Guy, it will awesome. It will awesome indeed.

    8. Can you make a legit version of this? It’s actually good, despite the voices and other stuff trying to play it off as a joke (due to April Fools).

    9. It’s over. This is the greatest game ever crafted.

      Really addicting, honestly.

    10. Dave_the_Warlock

      This needs some mediocre game reviewer who always screams and devolves to non sequiturs

    11. This game is amazing.
      Please add a bit of polish to it so I may experience the greatness at a perfect level.
      I’m totally serious, do it. God knows you’re not doing anything else anyway.

    12. I-it’s not l-like I like y-you or an-anyth-thing, Broquest-kun, b-but s-stop being enjoyable! Y-you’re a sh-shitty iduh-dea anyways!

    13. @#1 Fan: We are doing things, it’s just /v/ said we should remain behind the scenes unless we can show something complete.

    14. /v/ said that?

      Oh right, yeah, they did. Calling something shit is enough to warrant that much.

    15. Its a fucking warzone. this is amazing