Hey there friends and fans of Idea Guys! This is A_Creationist speaking, the most reliable source of insider scoops and information regarding broquest! I’m happy to report that due to the combination of their willpower, resolve, and determination, they have banded together to create the most hyper-realistic and enjoyable version of broquest to date!
With features such as:
-Amazing jumping action, no longer is Broquest restricted to moving along a flat plane, you can now jump too!
-Removement of unneccessary dimensions- who needs to move in any direction but forward, anyway?
-New amazing single frame animations!
-Reduction of characters, say goodbye to all those pesky character you never cared about, because it’s time for the spotlight to show on just the best one!
-Amazing voice acting with the voice of a homeless man PresidentLurker found on the street the other day, and convinced to make voice effects in exchange for food and adequate amounts of pornography!
-Hyper realistic sound effects!
-Completely original and varied soundtrack!
-Increased percentage of removed content, in order to make room for more DLC!
-Complete elimination of everything and anything made by shwig!
-And coming soon: A deal for digital distribution on Xbox-live Arcade and Origin!
So without further ado, please try test our version of broquest! Please note that the game is currently 96% complete in it’s current form, so any and all of you’re suggestions will be ignored!
ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO GET TO THE BOSS FIGHT AND RESCUE THE PRINCESS?
There is no boss fight! But there is a ranking system…
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO GET RANK: THE HERO OF MIDLAND! ?!?!!